The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
When are your genitals available?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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