After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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