Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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