i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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