Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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