he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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