how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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