let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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