There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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