yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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