wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
And then he peed in my hair
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