Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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