HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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