She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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