just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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