I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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