This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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