I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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