Don't you send me to vm
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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