love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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