butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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