haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize