Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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