i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Rumble strips road head = magical
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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