what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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