office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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