you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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