i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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