We're facebook friends in real life
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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