I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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