Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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