Duck Duck Cougar?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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