: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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