"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
They are going to name an STD after you.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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