As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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