I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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