You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I stole a fireplace last night.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Randomize
