So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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