Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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