We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
