do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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