it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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