He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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