I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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