I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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