nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I want to be your penis for a week.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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