There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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