my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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