if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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