I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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