Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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