At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just found puke in my bra..
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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