just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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