I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize