What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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