dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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