I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
