Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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